Short jokes

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Tell who we are.