Short jokes
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.