Short jokes
Let’s stick together!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!