Short jokes
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!