Short jokes
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
You gonna poop someday.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Bum.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Spinach
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Boi.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Redmi