Short jokes

Short Jokes

Enemy

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

Taco

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

Beer

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.

Santa

Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂

Cell

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