Identity Reveal

Listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is so bad it's almost good. The author is literally calling themself a piece of poop. It's unexpected because people usually try to big themselves up, not drag themselves down to the sewer. And you know what a turd is, right? Since you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, I'll spell it out: it's poop. You know, what comes out of your butt after you eat? Yikes!