Short jokes
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
No joking.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.