Your penis is literally BLUE!
Short Jokes
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.