Short jokes
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
I have cripple and depression.
Beatles
Are cool.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
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