Short jokes
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Mommy kisses my butt.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Being mean.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
No.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Yeah yeah.