What is red and puts out fire?
Short Jokes
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!