Short jokes

Short jokes

Tinder

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Nut

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Mom

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Ritual

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

Accident

My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!

Seizure

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Year

Everyone thought I'd have a great year...

14 years just gave me more chances.