Short jokes
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Capitalism.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Raffie?
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Poopy, farty, pee.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!