Short jokes
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
I know where you live! I saw you before!
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Hey Aria.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.