Short jokes
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
My name is Jeff.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Lee Bryan
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Hi, my name is Bob.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"