Short jokes
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Jacob Colletto
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.