Short jokes

Short jokes

Man

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

Milk

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Copycat

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Mosquito

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Emo

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Chess

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Bedroom

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.