Short jokes

Ramsey Bevan

What is this?

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Anybody home? :)

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Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Oooo, Gabriel Casey.

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

Bababooey.

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

Kyler, go on this one.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! 😂

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

It's snot fair!