Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Short Jokes
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
You gonna poop someday.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Bum.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Spinach
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Boi.