Short jokes

Short Jokes

Drug

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

Prince

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Forehead

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Covid

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

Apple

If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?

Worms and rotten fruit.

Hot Dog

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

Eyebrow

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Egg

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!