Short jokes
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Penis.