Short jokes

Boggy

Ur dad is mad.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

A ball hit me in the vagina.

When a man loses his testosterone,

Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?

The South.

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

I'm autistic.

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

I have a paso.

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

2023- my dad is a cop.

1800- my dad owns your dad.

Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."