Short jokes
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?