Short jokes
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Where is Australia?
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Why you always in a mood?
Ewwwwwww!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!