Short jokes
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Stop, orphan joke!
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.