Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Short Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Redmi
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Bomb goes Uno.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Wahoo!
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!