Short jokes
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Eat my butt.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Imagine being autistic idiots.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Pacman
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.