Short jokes

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My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

What is long, hard, and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

Tis the season to be spooky.

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Why do gay guys grow mustaches?

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

Meme.

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?