Short jokes
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Don't bully. Lol.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Travis has baby hands.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Borthwick's hairline.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.