Short jokes
I found this at school.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.