Short jokes
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
How was your day, Freshfry?
Why you always in a mood?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Ewwwwwww!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
BofA deez nuts!
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!