
Short jokes
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
Trump.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!