Short jokes

Short jokes

Stalker

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Duck

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Adoption

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Flirt

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Worm

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

Wheelchair

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Love

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Number

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Sound

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Gratitude

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!