Short jokes
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Your face.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
No, you!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Your mum!
Ed is dumb.
Black dog is gay.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
U were accidental.
This is American politics that is not true.