Short jokes
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Man, I hate the government.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
LET'S GOOOO!
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.