Short jokes
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
80s (DYM 84)
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Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Hi izz.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.