Short jokes
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
My name has "anus" in it.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How many feet are in feet?
rat gaagah?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"