Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Short Jokes
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
"Nihha scarborough face."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.