Short jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Your face.
No, you!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Your mum!
Ed is dumb.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Black dog is gay.
U were accidental.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.