Short jokes
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Kobi shops at Aldi.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
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What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Being mean.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.