Short jokes
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
I fell down yesterday.
My life.
Kill me, please.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.