Hairy Mama

Okay, so this joke is saying yo mama is so hairy that it's like a carpet. And when the baby comes out, it gets carpet burn, which is so bad it kills the baby. Now, I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break it down even further: carpet burn is a type of friction burn that happens when skin rubs against a carpet. And dying is when you stop living. Get it now, genius?