Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Hairy Mama
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so this joke is saying yo mama is so hairy that it's like a carpet. And when the baby comes out, it gets carpet burn, which is so bad it kills the baby. Now, I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break it down even further: carpet burn is a type of friction burn that happens when skin rubs against a carpet. And dying is when you stop living. Get it now, genius?
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