My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
Short Jokes
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)