Short jokes
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Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
You suck.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.