Short jokes
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Your hairline.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Who remembers when âtweetingâ meant âstabbing a hookerâ?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Person you don't know, my name.
What the hehehehehehe?
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.