Short jokes
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Heyyyy sistas!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.