Short jokes
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.