Short jokes
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Hi, how are you today?
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
I put glue in a man :)
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