Short jokes
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I love jokes!
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.