What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Short Jokes
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!