Short jokes

I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

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I'm Mars Argo.

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Really bad penis joke.

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

I like my women like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

What time does the man go to the bank?

8 AM.

Going in a military.

The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"

When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.

Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...

What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

Why were you born?

Because I asked out your mom on accident.

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?

How did Steven Hawking die?

His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.