Short jokes
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.