Short jokes
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
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Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Hahah, funny joke!
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.