Short jokes

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

Imagine being autistic idiots.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

Pacman

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.

How many thumbs down can this joke get?

Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

This page is shocking.

What's wrong with you people?

What do you do with a frozen vegetable?

You wait for it to thaw.

One time there was a squirrel who died.

It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

What, I am an autist..... Villads?