Short jokes
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Boggy
This is American politics that is not true.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Ur dad is mad.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
A ball hit me in the vagina.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
The South.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
I'm autistic.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."