Short jokes
Like if you know what ashes are.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
I have the best joke:
"You."
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."