Short jokes
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
P or N?
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.