Short jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!