Short jokes
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.