Short jokes
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."