Short jokes
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?
He was a great veterinarian.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.