Short jokes
Amelie is a meanie.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!