Short jokes
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
His wife shut off the internet.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.