Short jokes
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Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?