Short jokes

Short jokes

Sister

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

Chick

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Driver

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Woman

What's the difference between a rock and a woman?

The flat ones get skipped.

Hen

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Abortion clinic

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?

Titanic

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

Orphan

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Mom

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

Attention

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.