Short jokes
I don't know.
Kaas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
My name has "anus" in it.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.