Short jokes
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
The most unfunny joke ever made.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
Booooooooooooo!
Louie being born.