Short jokes
Hi, my name is Bob.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Quiz: Turn what for what?
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
I think you're eggcellent!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Lee Bryan
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
I'm a turd.