Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Short Jokes
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Every moon has a silver lining.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
My son.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.