Short jokes
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
My name is Jeff.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.