Short jokes

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What do you call a Flying Pilot?

He pee on the plane.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

What do you call an octopus dad?

An octodad.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.

What is 2+2? Fish.

Penis.

Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.