Short jokes
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What is mail? Boring.
What is your summer name? Hot.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)