Short jokes
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.