Short jokes
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
How many feet are in feet?
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you wonβt see it.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
I'm glad.