Short jokes

Short Jokes

Race

How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?

He won the F1 Wheelchair race.

Water

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Sally

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Birthday

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

Wood

"I was lost in the woods yesterday."

"I was in some sticky situation..."

Cow

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

Grandpa

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Black

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.