Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
The Turd's Predicament
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is so dumb it's kinda genius, just like you! A turd can't fart because it's already done the deed, see? It's like asking a fish if it wants water, or asking you if you want to watch TV, you always do! You are so silly!