Short jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?