Short jokes
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Girls are whores.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Two sticks only make a fire.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///