What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Short Jokes
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yes (DYM 66).
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
I'm a joke supremacist.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"