Short jokes
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
I'm a turd.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.