Short jokes
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Send toe pics lol :)
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."