Short jokes
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
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The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.