Short jokes

Short jokes

People

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Woman

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).

Date

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Sheep

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

Name

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

Orphan

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

God

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

Orange

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Johnny

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

Orphan

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

Orphan

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.