Short jokes
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Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Cool little titbit.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."