Short jokes
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
You are the joke.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Your family.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
God.