Short jokes
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.