What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Short Jokes
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
