Short jokes
Curry must hurry.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
When the card declines on child insurance.
"Deznuts up your ass."
I breathe in African food.
What is mad cow disease?
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.