Short jokes

What do squirrels eat?

Nuts. 🥜

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So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?

There cheetah you.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Homo-less.

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"

Uh oh, stinky!

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.