Short jokes
When I get hungry 😋
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Gegebehhhhh!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.