"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Short Jokes
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”