Short jokes
God bless the shooting that happened.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Go to community, I'm bored.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Dog.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."