Short jokes
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!