Short jokes

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I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition or addictionary.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

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Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Watch Key/Peele "Detective."

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I can see myself doing.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"