Short jokes
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
That's wheely (really) sad.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!