Short jokes
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Fucking Windows updates!
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.