Short jokes
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!