Short jokes

Short Jokes

Vegetable

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

Rapper

What did the rapper say at the bakery?

"I need ALL the dough you got!"

Expense

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

BlessedBrian

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at fishing?

Because he always threw back the lines!

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?

A wrapper with no FILLING.

Rapper

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!