I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Short Jokes
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!