What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Blackjack Dealer and Uncle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when you think you're gonna win at cards, but then BAM! Your uncle and the dealer both smack you down. Get it? It's funny 'cause it hurts... especially your family, and your chances of winning. Now, go back to drooling.