Short jokes
"1v1 me bitch!"
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
More like your anus.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Uh oh, stinky!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Baka!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?