Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.