Short jokes
Beach whales.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Hey guys, it's an alien!
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.