Short jokes
Dude, I lied.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Ratio.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Baka!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.