Short jokes
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Orphan joke protest idea.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.