Short jokes
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Allahu Akbar.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.