A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
ur smash me so hard i gave her the d
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
My dad smashed my PS5. So I smashed his wife.
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
