Smash jokes
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)