Short jokes
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
If I die, delete my search history.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.