Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
the biggest legend is technoblade
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide reciever!
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
