Fame jokes
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!