Short jokes
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
I fucc mi brother.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
when the sus.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.