Short jokes
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
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What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
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How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Mosely in a white van.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Little Johnny died.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
You look as fat as a pig.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.