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Short Jokes
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
gamer
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."