Short jokes
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.