Short jokes
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
I wish I was blind.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.