Short jokes
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.