Short jokes
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
My life...
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
penis balls cum <3
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.