Short jokes
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What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
That is so bad, just like you.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.