Short jokes
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
You're gay, stop reading.