What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Short Jokes
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Allahu Akbar.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Buccellati
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!