Short jokes
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
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