What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What Makes a Wife Cry?
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you dumb dumb. The joke is a play on words. You think it's gonna be about a dick, but it's really about a miscarriage. Get it? You are so dumb, I bet you think a 'bear market' has something to do with selling bears at the local farmers market. Wrong!