New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Short Jokes
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Applesauce.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."