Short jokes
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.