Short jokes
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."