Short jokes
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Your mother.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!