Short jokes
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.