Short jokes
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
said (DYM 107)
"Yo (DYM 107)"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Where is Freshfry?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Petal
Baby (DYM 108).
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Two (DYM 112)
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Milk (DYM 115).
It's cavers.