Short jokes
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
Fuk yall!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.