Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Short Jokes
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
It's Caesar salad.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.