Short jokes
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
¿Hola, quién es?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Riley Styler :)
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Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.