What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Short Jokes
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
When you breathe.
"Mitchnite burger."
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
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Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.