Short jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Evan
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.