Short jokes
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Mayonnaise marry me?
Rowan
Yeetus.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Wow, that is so sunny!
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Technoblade
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.