Short jokes
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]