Squirtle jokes
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Where do otters come from? Otter space.