Short jokes
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Give me the most likes on this site.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Black people run fast.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon