Short jokes
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's ice to see you.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Stupid.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Red hot 🥵
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Hi, I hope you’re
Habit.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You are the joke.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.