What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Short Jokes
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Davin is a pedo.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is a dog?
An animal.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.