Short jokes
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...