Short jokes
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
2+2=🐟
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Suiiiii!
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.