Short jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I love Bubba girls and yea.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
I laughed at my life so hard.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.