Short jokes

Helen Keller def faked it.

What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.

I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

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An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.