Short jokes
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Y'all ass fr fr.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
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I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."