I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Short Jokes
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
