Short jokes
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
It davving on the eons, broski.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
The last two presidents of the US.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!