Short jokes
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
But when?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.