Short jokes
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Sure?
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince of no hair
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.