Short jokes
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
Naruto solos.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”