Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Short Jokes
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
I smell like skunk.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
----> [] get in the door.
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
It's ice to see you.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Dan, I'd bent.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
