Short jokes

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

French jab is ban French's backwards.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Naruto solos.