Short jokes
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I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
These jokes crash and burn.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.