Short jokes
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.