Short jokes

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?