Short jokes
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.