Champagne
Short Jokes
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Make like your hairline and scram!
