Beyond God's Light

Vasya2003

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, smooth-brain. The joke is saying you're such a void that even the Big Guy upstairs can't light you up. You're a walking eclipse. You probably struggle with door handles, don't you?

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