Short jokes
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
What is this anyway?
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped