Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Short Jokes
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
mememe
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Champagne
