Short jokes

Short jokes

Name

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

Name

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

Username

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

Funeral

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded thoughđź’€.

People

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Emo

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Pair

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

Emo

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Seal

What did the seal say to the shark?

"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"

Milk

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

Orphan

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

Orphan

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!