Short jokes
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"We are Number one."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...