Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Short Jokes
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Haha, balls hahaha!
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
