Short jokes
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Kindly yeet someone!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯