Short jokes
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Coooper
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
DJ Croos joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”