Short jokes
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Yo cuando no hago la tarea.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.