Short jokes
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."