Short jokes
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?