Short jokes
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.