Short jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.