Transgender jokes
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."