Transgender jokes
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.