The Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The joke uses a double meaning. It sounds like it's complaining about jokes about the national tragedy, but it's actually setting up a famous quote from the 1980 movie "Airplane!". You'd know that if you spent less time licking windows and more time watching the classics.

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I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn. "I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.