I love Bubba girls and yea.
Short Jokes
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
