Short jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.