Short jokes
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I love Bubba girls and yea.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
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You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
These jokes crash and burn.