Short jokes
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Read my name.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"