What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Listen here, buddy. This "joke" plays on the similar sound of "clucks defiance" and "talks defense." Get it? It's funny because lawyers talk a lot, and roosters make noise. You probably still don't get it because your brain is so smooth.