Rodeo jokes

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Fancy playing rodeo sex?

"OK then," she said!

Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?

He forgot his calves!

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.