Rodeo jokes

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?

He forgot his calves!

A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

Fancy playing rodeo sex?

"OK then," she said!

Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

riding (DYM 145).

Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."

Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.