Short jokes

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

Violence breeds violence, nothing else.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.