Short jokes
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)