Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Short Jokes
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Show yourself.
Orphan, sorry.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
