Short jokes
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
These jokes crash and burn.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯