Short jokes
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Kindly yeet someone!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!