What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Short Jokes
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
"We are Number one."
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
