Short jokes
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. ๐
(I know it's cringe!)
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
British tv: ๐ฅ
Italian tv: ๐บ
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Why donโt Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.